A man kayaking at a beach on Cape Cod was chased by a great white shark. On the upside, though, he became the first person to break the sound barrier in a kayak.

It’s a good thing he got away. That would’ve been awkward for next person who rented the kayak. “Hi, excuse me, I think somebody left their legs in here.”

That’s right; a guy in a kayak was chased by a shark. Or as the shark put it, “Ooh, I love kayakers! I can eat half now and half later. I’m so bad at portion control.”