April 2012
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Cue Ball
I’m bald. One time this guy called me “Cue Ball.” I was like, “Oh, so I’m only the most important ball in the game of billiards? Wow, thank you!”
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Worst Fear
My worst fear is being attack by a shark. My best fear is being attacked by a baby panda.